Apebarnet
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

samantha99366:

NOW I KNOW WHY

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via misandryad)

I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.
(140/365) by (DS)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

what drugs have you done
Anonymous

h0odrich:

nice try mom

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

You're a disgusting Koreaboo who happens to have a Japanese boyfriend just because he's Asian. Can't find a Korean fag? LOL, pity.
Anonymous

cherry-oppa:

OH MY GOD MY FIRST ANON HATE MSG THIS IS SO EXCITING

DOES THIS MEAN IM GETTING TUMBLR FAMOUS?????

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Omg, I’m so happy for you!